Sometimes there's a subtle but HUGE difference in things you say, and things you *almost* say. For example, a few minutes ago I was in the breakroom here at work, and feeling particularly mischieveous, so I turned to a friend and jokingly said "I'm about to brew a double pack of REGULAR coffee into the decaf pot." , thinking that it might be funny to watch the decaf drinker tweak all afternoon
Innocent enough, right? What almost came out of my mouth was: "I'm 'bout to double dutch that decaf pot!" I don't even know what that means but it sound exceptionally dirty, and illegal at work. Supposing I had in fact double dutched the decaf pot I'm sure we would have been greeted by a sign or a staff meeting tomorrow in which the phrase "There is to be no double dutching of the decaf pot during business hours" would be used.
Somebody hold me, I'm scared...
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