Thank You Sir, May I Have Another

Another later than usual night, we made it happen though, we totally pwned those problems.

I think there should be a little bowing before us before this is over with.

Traffic has been unusually heavy the past few mornings, because apparently with all their research, the road crews still found that weekday mornings are the best time to re-pave a MAJOR ROAD. If I were like my hero, Mouse Fitzgerald, I would, while en route to rob a bank, drive my yellow jet taxi straight through the roadwork while chatting with my pet chinchilla and drinking a beer...but we can't all be THAT cool.

I love reading news, it make me realize that things ain't so bad. Here are a few that prove, once again, that truth is indeed stranger than fiction:

Woman Dies After Microwaving Clothes:
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16978874-2,00.html

Thai Ice Cream Vendor Attacks Dentist with A Sword:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051019/ap_on_fe_st/thailand_dentist_attacked

There can be only 31!

This one just screams WTF? http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_3129559

Well, the assignments are rolling in, so it's time to kick this pig.