Went to Guitar Center this weekend for the second time in as many weeks and I came to an epiphany: it would not do at all for me to go in there with a spare $5000 to kick around. Despite Guitar Center's evil reputation among internet forums, I actually don't mind the place all that much. At the VERY least, they don't bug me while I'm poorly playing 3 chords through an amp that's worth more than my car. I did get a chance to play a guitar that I had been wanting to play for years and never got the chance: a Parker Fly

Yeah, it's strange looking, but to me it's the best looking, best playing guitar I've ever laid hands on, and if price was no concern I would totally own one (this one I played was $1500 USED...like I said "worth more than my car"). Ahh, maybe one day.
Well, time to get back to it. What exactly "it" is remains to be seen, but I promise when I find out, you'll be the 2nd to know.